shamoley

A schmuck that tries to sell or speak with you without proper solicitation.

Damnit, leave me alone you shamoley!

by DrZhivago July 18, 2014

Shamaleyed

Verb-When a person posts something deragatory,insulting, dark, demented,racist, sexually-explicit, homophobic, bias, etc etc (anything that could get you banned from your church or start WW3 on the interwebs with sensitive snowflakes) on their or someone else's' social media public page on accident. Usually happens when inebriated or having a brain fart. Those bold enough, do it on purpose. Usually happens to those in secret groups. Can cause, loss of friends and employment, even police investigation.

Tommy: "Did you see what that idiot, Paul, posted on my Facebook?"
Mike: "Do you think he Shamaleyed you?"

by XxTwooxX October 17, 2017

Shambley

Getting blacked out and having sex with a random guy/s.

Karissa called me to pick her up in the morning at some guy's house, because she said she got shambley the night before.

by Jim Boners December 28, 2009

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

by steph December 20, 2004

Poopy Shamoly

1) an exclamation word, when something surprises you or is shocking

2) a combination of piss, shit, cum, ball sweat, and coagulated smegma in a disgusting concoction that is typically ingested by crack whores and hippies

1) John: POOPY SHAMOLY that girls smoking!!

2) Ryan: Me and my girl made a poopy shamoly last night, how many milliliters should I do for my first time?
Pedro: how about fucking 0 milliliters you fuck.

by Brodman585 April 9, 2023

Shamoney

Cash money, balling being a currency except with a little oomph to make it sound extra

I love shamoney, I want to make all the shamoney

by You already know b May 10, 2018

shmoley

a racist reference to a stereotypical black person

what a shmoley

by arush simmaheli February 16, 2024