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Uncle Shamus 

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
Uncle Shamus by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
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Shamas is a guy who everyone would love to know. He's handsome, kind, and funny. If you're friends with him, you're in good hands.
Shamas is the best friend I've ever had!
Shamas by Abi-Tude February 11, 2017
A penis with way too much hair. An almost uncontrollable amount that sticks out of underwear most of the time.
“Hey I think that guy Matthew is real cute.”
“Yea me too until I found out he has a shamash”
shamash by Mr.Carey December 10, 2020
Cool guy really cool really swag money fire guy. Has huge big shiny muscles and a lot of money. Is cool
Shamus is cool
Getting your dick sucked in a dirty bar bathroom by a random skank
Her husband was banging on the bathroom door while you were getting Shamus'ed
Shamus by 17th Street Mafia March 12, 2017
Usually refers to a private detective or a cop working undercover.
"So you're a shamus, Mr. Marlowe?"
shamus by Dennis Baklan July 5, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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