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Uncle Shamus 

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
Uncle Shamus by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
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Shamas is a guy who everyone would love to know. He's handsome, kind, and funny. If you're friends with him, you're in good hands.
Shamas is the best friend I've ever had!
Shamas by Abi-Tude February 11, 2017
A penis with way too much hair. An almost uncontrollable amount that sticks out of underwear most of the time.
“Hey I think that guy Matthew is real cute.”
“Yea me too until I found out he has a shamash”
shamash by Mr.Carey December 10, 2020
Cool guy really cool really swag money fire guy. Has huge big shiny muscles and a lot of money. Is cool
Shamus is cool
Getting your dick sucked in a dirty bar bathroom by a random skank
Her husband was banging on the bathroom door while you were getting Shamus'ed
Shamus by 17th Street Mafia March 12, 2017
Usually refers to a private detective or a cop working undercover.
"So you're a shamus, Mr. Marlowe?"
shamus by Dennis Baklan July 5, 2006