2 definitions by Mr.Carey

The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 20, 2017

shamash

A penis with way too much hair. An almost uncontrollable amount that sticks out of underwear most of the time.

“Hey I think that guy Matthew is real cute.”
“Yea me too until I found out he has a shamash”

by Mr.Carey December 11, 2020