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shallamander by JaySewi May 21, 2022
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Salamander man
A nipple rubbing amphibian who is superior to all other animals. Was kidnapped by the dark lord chin chin and can play the flute out of his nostril.
Salamander man by Nyesss... June 5, 2016
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Sally The salamander
1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.
2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.
(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.
(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
Sally The salamander by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020
Greasy salamander
greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.
“ I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.
Greasy salamander by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018
Slippery Salamander
When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.
Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.
Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.
Slippery Salamander by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020
Salamander Foreskin
So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.
Salamander Foreskin by FILTH78 April 25, 2011
Satisfied Salamander
sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Satisfied Salamander by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
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