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Sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear.
shaky h by no thanks October 9, 2003

shakey holes 

when a vibrator is put into the butthole and left there in for an extended period of time
Vanessa did shakey holes for 8 hours!
shakey holes by 1123434567787654321 September 25, 2018

Shake Hands With the President 

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!

shake hands with Wally

Yo bro, keep your eye on my shit, I gotta go shake hands with Wally.

shaker heights 

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio which is a "bubble" in that it has an equal amount of black and white people. The school system is excellent, but the taxes are very high. Some of the areas are extremely upper class, while others are lower class. Known for its abundance of trees. Not incredibly exciting, but overall a great place to live.
Shaker Heights, Ohio is the best place around Cleveland to live because every other suburb around it is either all black or all white.
shaker heights by mr. shoelace January 25, 2009

shake hands with the unemployed 

British phrase, meaning male urinating.
"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."