shaivoed

<verb>: to become, or be in a state of incapacitation or comatose, due to a number of varying reasons including: getting knocked out, getting too crunk, or passing out from other means...

A:Yo Carl, check out that dude passed out on the couch! I will now proceed to fart on his head.
B: Yeah, he got shaivoed from that Henny! Damn, that fart was juicy, Frederick!

by Jason A. May 4, 2006

shaivoed

A spinoff from the infamous Terry Shaivo case, To get totally owned or Pwnd, as in a video game or elsewhere.

Whilst Playing Halo Someone runs up behind you and melee's you in the back,
Spectator: OH! You just got shaivoed

by 123abccba321 August 29, 2007

Schaivoed

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.

by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009

Shivoed

to be very intoxicated by use of alcohol.

Dude, I am so shivoed right now.

by Stern December 31, 2005

Shiavoed

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

by Brettastic July 24, 2008

Schaivoed

Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.

Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.

by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007

schaivoed

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.

- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.

by The Fine Students of the Bullis School November 12, 2006