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shaftian 

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.
shaftian by Scott May 17, 2004

shaftian 

what you get when you mix layde and bloodshot together and it forms a baby that looks like shaftian
shaftian by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
Side-shafting by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shaftin' Around 

Messing around, procrastinating, doing nothing beneficial to your life.
Shaftin' Around is my lifestyle.
Shaftin' Around by @MattyJ100 November 24, 2011

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

Red Shafting 

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)
Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
Red Shafting by Paco-dude July 3, 2009