Definitions by Paco-dude
Red Shafting
The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)
Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
Red Shafting by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
Rusty Shafting
The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"
Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"
*Rusty shafting comences*
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"
Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"
*Rusty shafting comences*
Rusty Shafting by Paco-dude July 3, 2009