ewan

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of

shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*

by sn0wflake December 25, 2012

ewan

Large penis

by F*** u June 05, 2003

ewan

A totally whipped Hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).

eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!

by Dave Teh Ravorz January 25, 2004

ewan

ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can't remember.

other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"

tagalog: Ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.

other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.

tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.

by Anthony Guillen September 10, 2008

ewan

really gay, like extemely homosexual

That guy is so ewan.

by BLAH October 27, 2004

ewan

Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood

ewan the man with the small cock

by martin January 14, 2005

Ewan

The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one

true

Chad

boy: oh my fucking god get down Ewans here

girl: its too late

*fizzles out of existence*

by literately god in a shell October 15, 2018