shafland

When your about to cum but you hold it back with your thumb, until you get to the bathroom. Then you let it out in the sink.

"Hold on bro I'm about to do a shafland!"

by Banana fart February 1, 2015

ShaLanda

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.

Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda

by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

shailandra

the best boss ever. one who is always there for you.

"i wish my boss was shailandra"
"that shailandra is a cool dude"

by mr ryan m January 6, 2008

Shalandria

Shalandria means fun, beautiful, outgoing,happy go lucky woman. She is super supportive and brings guinuine joy to everyone around her.

If you got yourself a Shalandria you got yourself someone special I'm more ways than one.

by ShayDay714 June 27, 2017

Shailandra

Shailandra is kind, graceful, calm and humorous. He enjoys working out, and baking banana breads. He is a great host, who always has a party trick up his sleeve. Shailandras tend to be easy going and non-fussy, with great taste in music. His friends call him 'shelly', and as a heterosexual man with some androgynous tendencies, he is totally comfortable responding to that nickname.

I enjoyed playing badminton with Shailandra the other day—it helped that he brought home-baked babkas !

by corduroypants November 29, 2021

Alphonso Sharland

The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.

The Hoosiers
Drummer
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'

by akaspiderray December 9, 2012

ShaLandis

Low key a thot

That hoe over there (ShaLandis)

by ShaLandis December 19, 2017