shadowtied

A mid-forties housewife that has fallen into the shadow of her husband and children. She is tied to the home and has no identity of her own. She is left to copious amounts of wine 🍷and living vicariously through her divorced friends.

What a shame - Kate used to be such a great person (and a hot milf), with everything thing for her...... but after putting her husband ahead of herself and having all them damn kids - she's just Shadowtied now!

shadowtied by 12handicap July 27, 2021

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Merky Shadowed

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.

Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

Merky Shadowed by UnknownPound July 2, 2019

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shadowed thot

The hoe over there that hasn't received much of her usual attention from guys even after many attempts. They normally lose attention after becoming too clingy or their might just be new hoe in the building taking up all her business.

"I've noticed that lacey has become a shadowed thot lately. She looks extra desperate today. I'll see you later, I'm going to try and smash."

shadowed thot by Platezz January 25, 2018

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Shadowed

1. In unix refers to the method of encryption used to conceal passwords.

2. A hacker who was betrayed by the only girl he ever loved Johanna.

3.Just press the accept button

Woah check it out i just used jacktheripper to crack a shadowed password.

Shadowed by Shadowed-David August 4, 2007