Pronounced Schad-bolt, this Swedish originated term is one of the ultimate disgusting sexual act. It begins with your average run of the mill guy-girl-guy threesome and should end with a mouth full of Scope and a lifetime of shame.
To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.
The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.
Did you hear that Jim, Steve, and Karen did the ol' Sjadbolt on Saturday night?
To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.