shaboukle
n. A man's penis, the definition is normally used by tennages or young males to explain a scenairo involing a penis without revealing the true nature of the conversation publicly.
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shabockle
Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"
(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people
(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"
Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people
(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"
Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
Shaboggle
a situation that is confusing or full of difficulties. Similar to a cluster fuck, however the more "work" appropriate term.
shaboozle
This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.
Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!
You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!
You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019
shacockle
When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.
Shaboppled
Shaboppled by Shazaamizer June 25, 2006
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