Mwahahahahahaha!'s definitions

Dicture

An unwarranted and generally unwanted picture of the male genitalia

Damn, I gave him my number and he immediately sent me a dicture .

by Mwahahahahahaha! May 21, 2016

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

Shopocalypse

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013