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Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011
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While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.
Sexcuse by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Sex-case 

1. A tireless pursuer of sex
2. Someone who has been accused or suspected of a sexual offence
3. A case containing sexual paraphernalia
The baggage handlers couldn't believe what they found in Jack's sex-case.
Sex-case by Kenny23456 April 23, 2015
An excuse a woman makes to avoid having sex.
the womans sexcuse was "I have a headache, so we can't have sex tonight."
Sexcuse by Dhabi February 5, 2007
an affectionate term for one's lover, or an extremely sexy cake. can be used in a multitude of situations including greetings, saying goodbye etc.
"hey sexcake, hows you love?"
"oi oi, sexcake. wanna slice?"
"i baked a right sexcake the other day"
sexcake by mreow July 5, 2009

sex case 

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.
Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?
sex case by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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