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better than sex cake 

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
better than sex cake by Thing 2 December 13, 2008
A vacation taken solely for the purpose of engaging in sexual activity.
Jamie: Is this a business trip that you are taking with your lady friend?
Casey: No, it's purely a sexcape.
name used to describe a person who is up on charges (with the law) for perverted sexual offences, i.e. peadhophilia, necrophilia, beastiality etc
sexcase, sexcase - hang'im, hang'im, hang'im!
sexcase by Kopantz January 2, 2008
A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.

Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).

The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."

Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."

A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."

The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.

Possibly pregnancy.
Sextake by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009

seacake dynasty 

1.) a dynasty that is devoted to incest. and only, incest.
2.) a dynasty that is fully pure-blooded and has multiple deformities because of this incest.
person1: you guys hear about that seacake dynasty?
person2: yeah! i heard it's devoted to incest!
person3: no way?! i'm joining, my sister is hot!
person4: nope, you gotta be a full-blooded seacake to join, brah.
This is a tasty treat from the sea.
Usually salty and crunchy, wrapped in seaweed.
This treat is only used to describe someone werid, strange, or pervy therefore if you like seacakes you are a werid/strange/pervy person.
This word also stems from the Seacake Dynasty
Tasha: "Jason is a nerd"
Steph:"Jason likes seacakes as well"
Tasha:"WHAT A FREAK"
seacake by MergleQueen May 24, 2008