an affectionate term for one's lover, or an extremely sexy cake. can be used in a multitude of situations including greetings, saying goodbye etc.
"hey sexcake, hows you love?"
"oi oi, sexcake. wanna slice?"
"i baked a right sexcake the other day"
"oi oi, sexcake. wanna slice?"
"i baked a right sexcake the other day"
by mreow July 5, 2009
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Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
by Thing 2 December 13, 2008
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Jamie: Is this a business trip that you are taking with your lady friend?
Casey: No, it's purely a sexcape.
Casey: No, it's purely a sexcape.
by Jamie the asshole May 23, 2008
Get the Sexcape mug.name used to describe a person who is up on charges (with the law) for perverted sexual offences, i.e. peadhophilia, necrophilia, beastiality etc
sexcase, sexcase - hang'im, hang'im, hang'im!
by Kopantz January 2, 2008
Get the sexcase mug.A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.
Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).
The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."
Like a mistake you made in sex!
Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).
The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."
Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."
A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."
The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.
Possibly pregnancy.
A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."
The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.
Possibly pregnancy.
by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009
Get the Sextake mug.1.) a dynasty that is devoted to incest. and only, incest.
2.) a dynasty that is fully pure-blooded and has multiple deformities because of this incest.
2.) a dynasty that is fully pure-blooded and has multiple deformities because of this incest.
person1: you guys hear about that seacake dynasty?
person2: yeah! i heard it's devoted to incest!
person3: no way?! i'm joining, my sister is hot!
person4: nope, you gotta be a full-blooded seacake to join, brah.
person2: yeah! i heard it's devoted to incest!
person3: no way?! i'm joining, my sister is hot!
person4: nope, you gotta be a full-blooded seacake to join, brah.
by seacake lulz May 17, 2008
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Usually salty and crunchy, wrapped in seaweed.
This treat is only used to describe someone werid, strange, or pervy therefore if you like seacakes you are a werid/strange/pervy person.
This word also stems from the Seacake Dynasty
Usually salty and crunchy, wrapped in seaweed.
This treat is only used to describe someone werid, strange, or pervy therefore if you like seacakes you are a werid/strange/pervy person.
This word also stems from the Seacake Dynasty
by MergleQueen May 24, 2008
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