A person who can adapt oneself to different possible sexual situations without losing the general overview for attractive male/female partners to honk.
The sexameleons theme is and will always be: "Mojo's rising". Ever.
While hunting for an attractive, ney: mind-blowing dark-haired woman, small height but with great big boobs and a big but apple-ish rear end, the sexameleon gets sexed on from a tall blondy with small/er honkydonks and a more pear-ish butt.
Knowing the value of the situation for having a possible good sexual outcome, the sexameleon retrains its instinct and focusses on the new prize.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'