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Sex Move 

No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.
Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*
Sex Move by Splek February 19, 2009
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fortnite sex move 

When a man shoots his cum like a gun at the woman. After he inserts his dick in the woman and fortnite dances while his dick is in the woman
A man used his fortnite sex move on me last night

Hitler Sex Move 

When ejaculation, you make sure that the majority goes into her mouth - but u leave a little trail of semen on her top lip resembling the Hitler moustache.

If your jewish this isnt advised.
Hey dude, that girl got so badly got "Hitler Sex Moved" last night.

Umm im jewish.

oh.
Hitler Sex Move by MFawcett November 24, 2010

Helicopter Sex Move 

This is where a man sexually pleasures a woman by pulling off a 360 spin while his penis is still inserted
*girlfriend* Sex is so boring up until he hits me with the Helicopter Sex Move it makes me cum every time

the ninja-ghost-sex move 

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.
Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.
the ninja-ghost-sex move by Isauce August 20, 2006

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.
guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

milkman sex move 

Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.
I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.
milkman sex move by gamerschucks November 9, 2019
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