sex hotel 

love hotel only for having sex

james and julie went to a sex hotel and did it the other day and they had some hard ass sex he was sticking it up her pussy and she was screaming harder and harder den fast and fast and she had tears of joy

sex hotel by EmilKem June 26, 2006

hotel sex 

1. Wild, dirty porno sex triggered by the anonymous, one-night-only, set-like quality of a hotel room. After sex, participants may also revel knowing that they made a mess that some random person will clean.

2. Doing it with reckless abandon.

Marty: "Who knew all these months of yoga would pay off last weekend at the Holiday Inn?! Blanche and I tried positions I didn't think were humanly possible!"

Sam: "Ooooh yeah, I love hotel sex! Sometimes after a dry spell, Sheila and I will rent a room at the Knotty Pines for a few hours to jumpstart things again."

hotel sex by bellhop July 7, 2011

Hotel Sex 

When two people rent a room to have sex in

Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?

Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!

Hotel Sex by SlopNChop December 31, 2018

Hotel Sex 

When two lesbians meet up in a hotel room to watch Notting Hill and Garden State. They never engage in actual intercourse but the intimacy of this event is extremely powerful and usually life-affirming.

Girl, I want to have Hotel Sex with you!

Hotel Sex by smokedweedandsalmon May 11, 2016

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

hotel room sex law by Popesum October 18, 2020

crazy hotel room sex 

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

crazy hotel room sex by gordon April 30, 2003

homeless butt sex 

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.

Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.

homeless butt sex by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009