seventeenth base 

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!

seventeenth base by P. Arias September 6, 2011

seventeenth birthday 

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

seventeenth birthday by MQ-N May 11, 2009

asdfojsngf the seventeenth 

The process of taking a Minecraft disc and repeatedly putting your dick in and out the middle of it until you ejaculate.

"yo bro I did the asdfojsngf the seventeenth today it was amazing"

asdfojsngf the seventeenth by exiless June 4, 2024

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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