Seven Samurai

One of the greatest films ever made. Involved Seven Samurai defending a small Japanese village from a large group of bandits. Directed by Akira Kurosawa.

Stars Toshiro Mifune and Takeshi Shimura who have appeared in other great Kurosawa films such as Yojimbo and Ikiru.

Seven Samurai - A movie for true film fans, not ignorant LOTR fans who refuse to acknowledge other films because deep down they know there are much better films such as this one.

Seven Samurai by BM December 8, 2004

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seven samurai

Boring movie in black and white. Many hail as "greatest movie of all time," yet give no resoning to support this claim.

Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.

WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.

I told my parents to wake me up when something intresting happened while watching Seven Samurai, and they never woke me up. Because they fell asleep too.

seven samurai by theshinykitty April 10, 2005

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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