One of the greatest films ever made. Involved Seven Samurai defending a small Japanese village from a large group of bandits. Directed by Akira Kurosawa.

Stars Toshiro Mifune and Takeshi Shimura who have appeared in other great Kurosawa films such as Yojimbo and Ikiru.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Boring movie in black and white. Many hail as "greatest movie of all time," yet give no resoning to support this claim.

Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.

WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.