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The claim that a man will or has the urge to cheat around the 7th year of his marriage.
George: So Bill, feeling that Seven Year Itch yet?
Bill: Yea but I've decided to ignore it.
George: Good man Bill, good man!
by Mar_melmo88 March 19, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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The seven year icth is a point that a lot of couple go through. It is the point when you have been together so long that you are tired/bored with your partner, but you have not been together long enough to have accepted the rythem that is being in a relationship. Some people miss being single and would like a different partner. Other people just miss the freedom of being single and having no strings attached but they do not want another partner. It is a "rough" patch in a relationship.
They are starting to feel the strain of the "Seven year itch." They will get throught it if they try hard, enough.
by angie7349 March 18, 2007
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1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage
He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.
by The Return of Light Joker April 04, 2008
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inclination toward sexual infidelity: an inclination toward sexual infidelity, popularly believed to begin after seven years of marriage.
The marriage was a happy one until Ron started to feel that seven-year itch.
by 030366 March 26, 2008
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to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner
colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.
by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004
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