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He is the most wonderful person you’ll ever come across. Usually resembling your favorite teddy bear, you will fall in love with him for the rest of your life. Sometimes may be $timky but still perfect.
Septi is chomky.

I love you, Septi!
Septi by Inniciuncaznusluciana November 27, 2021
Words you can keep
Slang for an american. Comes from the word septitank, which rhymes with the word yank, which again is slang for an amercican
Oh my god, look at that septi.
Septi by Jakob Orbesen April 9, 2008

septi sexual 

Having sexual feelings for anything with 7 or more limbs
septi sexual by Epic17x January 11, 2019

septi-election 

Candidacy for the seventh term of a political office or other position.
Septi-election (re-re-re-re-re-re-election) refers to the seventh term.
septi-election by KWY789 January 17, 2023

septi-elected 

When someone or something wins the seventh term.
That person was septi-elected (re-re-re-re-re-re-elected).
septi-elected by KWY789 January 17, 2023

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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