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Toast/Envelope Method
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
Toast/Envelope Method by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
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Pimp Envelope
A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
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sticky envelope
When you having sex doggy style and when your about to cum, you pull out and jizz in her butt crack and then smash her butt cheeks together.
sticky envelope by jebusmckrackin July 9, 2014
Sealed Envelope
An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008
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