lsc9x's definitions

Vegetenarian

Someone who is either vegan or vegetarian solely for the purpose of protecting or saving animals.

Compound word: "Vegetarian" + "Veterinarian"

Bob always loved animals, but when he became a vegetenarian he had gone a step too far.

by lsc9x August 23, 2011

nebularian

n. A person who is blissfully ignorant, stupid, or abnormally eccentric.

n. A scientist who catalogs space nebulae.

Bob probably could have figured out the math problem if he wasn't such a nebularian.

by lsc9x August 23, 2011

chilldo

Any refrigerated food item that can substitute for a dildo.

e.g. hot dogs, sausage, carrots, bananas, cucumbers etc.

Meg: "I can't find my dildo!"
Sarah: "Just use a chilldo."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

peniphilia

A strong positive emotional view towards, or positive emotion caused by the male penis. Can occur in either sex.

Tom: "I have never seen this many female sex toys in my life!"
Janet: "Yeah, I have a pretty bad case of peniphilia."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

bush hunt

Any situation where one or more men go to a bar, or party, with the hopes of finding women they can have sex with.

John: "Hey, Rick! Are you going to Jenny's party tonight?"
Rick: "I don't know. I'm thinking about it."
John: "You should go, man. It's going to be a total bush hunt."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

bush hunter

Any man (or woman) actively seeking sex with a female partner.

John: "Did you hear that Rick got laid last night?"
Steve: "No way!"
John: "Yeah. The guy was a total bush hunter at the party last night."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

bush master

Any person (male or female) who is skillfully adept at having sex with a woman.

John: "Rick has had sex with like ten women in the last year."
Steve: "Ten? Are you kidding me."
John: "Nope. The guy is a total bush master from what I've heard."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011