semmit 

Also spelled Semmet, Seamit or Seamet
A Scottish/Glasgow word for a vest or a knitted vest
Pronounced Sim - It

It's cold outside John don't go out without a semmit

semmit by butt monkey man May 9, 2021

Summit girl 

A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.

What I would give to sodomize my summit girl one last time.

Summit girl by George Washingmachine January 26, 2015

Jack Summitt 

A Texas celebrity known for his adventures throughout the state. Arguments can be made as to whether or not the information is of more recent wives tales or true and legendary. Though there isn't much information on him beyond local papers and hearsay but the reoccurring words are all in relation to strength, fearless, intelligence, honor, and trust. Also, he potentially possessed a power of some sort of which enabled him to do go well beyond the normal boundaries of mankind. Some say he didn't exist at all while others believe that he is still around to this day. He was a Bulldog, a Buccaneer, and a Tiger just depending on the situation.

Fella A: "There goes Jack Summitt busting ass as usual and not taking any shit of anyone".

Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".

Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".

Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".

Jack Summitt by WhootyWhooo!!! September 1, 2019

summitwei 

summitwei is a geniosity. he is among the biggest geniosities after William Lin himself. he is our lord and savior.

If he can prove Goldbach's conjecture, he must be summitwei.

summitwei by rninimario June 21, 2019

Grammar Anti-Semite 

Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.

Person: And they're were no survivors!
Grammer Nazi: *there
Grammar Anti-Semite: *twitch*

Grammar Anti-Semite by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011

sammitz 

1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.

2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."

1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!

2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!

sammitz by Talmanes January 6, 2005

Semite Lushes

The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.

Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck

Semite Lushes by Suns_Out April 20, 2013