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Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! heโ€™s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜

Sam Golbachโ€™s Nipples 

samโ€™s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, iโ€™ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
sam golbachโ€™s nipples are so tiny!

goldback 

This morning I saw that goldback hop in his Honda Civic and take off to his bank job.
goldback by Gerberslurper December 24, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026