Simenoidiota er en sykdom som får deg til å virke utrolig dum. Sykdommen ble funnet av Professor Yu Yingos Geanzha-san og har blitt påvist først på en elev på Rjukan videregående skole, Simen Barlindokk. Symptomene startet da elever rundt han merket utbrudd av idioti, han startet å snakke som et uintelligent barn. Andre symptomer kan være sosiale vanskeligheter og kommentarer som; "ta vekk Barlindokk" og "Tenk om foreldrene mine ser denne". Pasienter påvist simenoidiota har ofte tendenser til å være utrolig u-attraktive, svarte og lave.

"Du får ikke bruke hele navnet mitt!"
Hørte du hva han sa? Han har simenoidiota!

Simenoidiota by BoksaspTom September 1, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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