Simenoidiota er en sykdom som får deg til å virke utrolig dum. Sykdommen ble funnet av Professor Yu Yingos Geanzha-san og har blitt påvist først på en elev på Rjukan videregående skole, Simen Barlindokk. Symptomene startet da elever rundt han merket utbrudd av idioti, han startet å snakke som et uintelligent barn. Andre symptomer kan være sosiale vanskeligheter og kommentarer som; "ta vekk Barlindokk" og "Tenk om foreldrene mine ser denne". Pasienter påvist simenoidiota har ofte tendenser til å være utrolig u-attraktive, svarte og lave.

"Du får ikke bruke hele navnet mitt!"
Hørte du hva han sa? Han har simenoidiota!

Simenoidiota by BoksaspTom September 1, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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