selsey

noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).


Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.

'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person

by blahblahblah March 06, 2005

Selsey Kiss

To fart directly into the mouth of another person. Named after the seaside town where the practice has been popularised.

I nearly shat myself giving Michael a Selsey Kiss!

by Jeremy657 June 26, 2025