selsey

noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).


Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.

'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person

by blahblahblah May 13, 2005

Selsey Kiss

To fart directly into the mouth of another person. Named after the seaside town where the practice has been popularised.

I nearly shat myself giving Michael a Selsey Kiss!

by Jeremy657 June 26, 2025

selsebil

Selsebil is a really popular and beautiful name it means there is a water in paradise that has that name and some people thinks this name has something with the other path of another world and another dimension I guess but there is nothing bad in this name this name is magical and amazing Selsebil

This name Selsebil always named for girls boys it doesn't fit on a boy and name is always used like in some of the worlds places as Sweden or United States these popular places cause the most knows what the name means

by Sensalia December 12, 2016

Slimy Selvey

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.

Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!

by thehillshire December 22, 2014

too salsey

Not going straight to the point, mentioning lots of details that ar unecessary or even confusing.

This speech is taking too long ! And it's not because of important information, because it's not. It's just too salsey!

by BlueEyes_BR October 29, 2015

Shelsey

A girl from the hood but don't get it twisted, she is very intelligent. She is pretty and has the potential to be and do anything. Likes to have fun and take risks.

I want to be just like Shelsey.

by SweetnessBoobs November 14, 2010

Sesley

A word commonly used to describe a gorgeous, fashionable woman.

I wish I could be like that girl, she is so sesley.

by hollsz May 24, 2009