2 definitions by thehillshire
The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
by thehillshire December 22, 2014
The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)
Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time
by thehillshire March 25, 2015