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1. to make a fool of yourself 2. get really really messed up (beat up, drunk, not coherent) 3. cellphone
"Man you see that boof ass nigga there? Last night he was on that selfown"
"Yeah I'll give him a call, lemme see your selfown"
selfown by phos October 1, 2005
when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!
jimmy self own 'd himself
self own by dude007 May 30, 2008

Selfpwned 

A guy who pwned him self.
He did somethin stupid against himself.
*See the definition for pwned
-Help me i used hack in your Counter-Strike server and now i got ban from the server.
-Selfpwned.
Selfpwned by Alex Ivanov May 31, 2006

Self-own 

From the slang own: to own self.
As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.
Self-own by Vex December 20, 2004
Word of the Day on November 13, 2016
Commonly known as the super extra large fat obese whale, selfow is to NEVER be capitalized. Only important names are capitalized. There is only one known selfow, and it attends NHJH. It's diet consists of 5 deep fried oreos, 2 orders of potato patch fries, pop, but it forgets the cotton candy. It loves to start trouble, and drama, and everyone in North Hills honestly hates selfow.
Did you see that selfow at Kennywood ?
Yeah, it ate all the food.
selfow by weasleyx0 November 29, 2011

Cell Phone Self Own 

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"
Cell Phone Self Own by F41R September 2, 2021
To pwn oneself
>>And then I said, "I thought you had a girlfriend?"

/facepalm, selfpwnd tbh<<
Selfpwn by Zerazar October 24, 2008
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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