selfown

1. to make a fool of yourself 2. get really really messed up (beat up, drunk, not coherent) 3. cellphone

"Man you see that boof ass nigga there? Last night he was on that selfown"
"Yeah I'll give him a call, lemme see your selfown"

by phos October 1, 2005

self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

by dude007 May 30, 2008

Selfpwned

A guy who pwned him self.
He did somethin stupid against himself.
*See the definition for pwned

-Help me i used hack in your Counter-Strike server and now i got ban from the server.
-Selfpwned.

by Alex Ivanov May 31, 2006

Self-own

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

by Vex December 20, 2004

selfow

Commonly known as the super extra large fat obese whale, selfow is to NEVER be capitalized. Only important names are capitalized. There is only one known selfow, and it attends NHJH. It's diet consists of 5 deep fried oreos, 2 orders of potato patch fries, pop, but it forgets the cotton candy. It loves to start trouble, and drama, and everyone in North Hills honestly hates selfow.

Did you see that selfow at Kennywood ?
Yeah, it ate all the food.

by weasleyx0 November 29, 2011

Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

by F41R September 2, 2021

Selfpwn

To pwn oneself

>>And then I said, "I thought you had a girlfriend?"

/facepalm, selfpwnd tbh<<

by Zerazar October 24, 2008