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Commonly known as the super extra large fat obese whale, selfow is to NEVER be capitalized. Only important names are capitalized. There is only one known selfow, and it attends NHJH. It's diet consists of 5 deep fried oreos, 2 orders of potato patch fries, pop, but it forgets the cotton candy. It loves to start trouble, and drama, and everyone in North Hills honestly hates selfow.
Did you see that selfow at Kennywood ?
Yeah, it ate all the food.
selfow by weasleyx0 November 29, 2011
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selfworth 

When you see the good parts of you and you know how amazing you are/ how much you deserve
Boy- Wow you’re so ugly

You- Excuse me bitch! But I am beautiful and I know my selfworth
selfworth by Nightmare_Bitch December 6, 2019
A selfie with more than one person.
Lame person: "You should like my selfie"
Cool person: "Selfies are selfish. You should grab a friend and Selfwe"
Selfwe by Colin Selfwe May 13, 2014

Selfocracy 

Selfocracy is a word created by Belgian singer/songwriter and dancer Loïc Nottet. The word represents that looking into mirrors too long will ruin your mental health and cause mental illnesses like anorexia, anxiety and depression. Selfocracy means the realization to stand up and break the mirrors, to become self-aware and finally be your true self.

Selfocracy is the title of Loïc Nottet's debut album released in 2017.

It's the first song on his album.
I hope he'll finally stop looking in the mirror too long for one day. Selfocracy is important.
Selfocracy by Tvds July 14, 2019
A very strong, unbothered, and independent boss. Most likely someone who was born with a growth mindset.
A sellow could turn a 5 dollar bill into millions ! And would not think twice about the doubters
Sellow by K0091 June 8, 2017

selfography 

I study selfography.
selfography by The Dark Fish April 14, 2014

Selfawarewolf 

Someone who points out their own bigotry, mistakes, or flawed reasoning, often in other people, but fails to realize that they’re in the wrong whatsoever. Sometimes they stumble upon or describe the exact thing they’re doing wrong, nearly transforming into a genuinely self-aware creature.... but they’re still in denial.
A: “Anti-vaxxers are crazy! They don’t listen to science, and they just block anyone who disagrees with them.”
B: “Aren’t you anti-vax?”
A: “No, I’m just against vaccination, it’s different.”

B: “Gonna have to call selfawarewolf on that one, chief.”
A: “Blocked.”
Selfawarewolf by gaymergirl March 14, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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