Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

Self-Service by karl hungus February 9, 2005

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when you bend over to suck your own peen

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service

self-service by Gembly November 16, 2019

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self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

self service by aereilly July 30, 2003

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Self Service

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

Self Service by Yeah that. June 27, 2011

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self service

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.

Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!

self service by red1845 April 26, 2010

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self service

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

self service by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

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self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

self service by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013

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