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When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help
Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up
by ohdear9762 July 05, 2013

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To take care of oneselfs sexual urges
Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house
by ohdear9762 December 21, 2013

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