2 definitions by ohdear9762

self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

by ohdear9762 December 21, 2013

fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help

Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up

by ohdear9762 July 5, 2013