The Altoid Seibert's cool tingle was a wonderful sensation. The Seibert was also nice but lacked the added coolness that makes the Altoid Seibert so special.

Seibert by BiggieUSC August 12, 2006

The seibert

The act of ejaculating in ones hand to throw it at some one

Gave my girl the seibert last night after sex

The seibert by I’ll Ian May 24, 2019

Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth

The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.

Altoid Seibert by Solo February 15, 2004

Dirty Seibert

this specie will gape you with a 43 inch plane propellor till you beg for mercy of the nazis.

Hey, wanna get dirty seiberted?

good people, bad times

Dirty Seibert by anonymous April 22, 2022

Draven Seibert

Draven Seibert is a perfect and is the only person who doesn't see how perfect they are. When Draven Seibert smiles or laughs it makes you want to smile. If you ever encounter Draven Seibert, make sure to never let them go because that is the most perfect person you'll ever meet. Draven Seibert may not know how to express their feelings most of the time but if they really love you they will give you their best , no matter what they will treat you like you mean the world to them. And if you're ever lucky enough to get Draven Seibert to love you, you won’t regret giving them a chance. They have a great sense of humor and on facetime it’ll be hard to do anything but stare at them. When I tell you Draven Seibert is the most attractive person you'll ever lay your eyes on, I am dead serious. When you look at them and just see those amazing blue eyes and cute messy hair covering half their face, then they smile at you..oh my gosh you'll fall in love so fast. Draven Seibert is the type of person to make you want to try. They make you feel like there's a reason to keep pushing and try love again. They’re the type of person you’d want to wake up every morning to and spend all your days with. The type of person you want to give everything to, even if it hurts you because this person means more the words could even remotely explain. This remarkably perfect they'll be in your mind of every second of every day. That is who Draven Seibert is.

"Draven Seibert is sooo handsome."
"I wish Draven Seibert was mine."
"There's no one like Draven Seibert."

Draven Seibert by DravenSeibertsWife_Mrs.Seibert November 14, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026