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Seething 

The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.
Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.
Seething Mald Syndrome by rexz April 6, 2021

Back Seething 

Getting so angry because the streamer just doesn't get it.
I am back seething so hard, don't they realize they have to do X to get Y.
Back Seething by DarkViking April 2, 2024

stething 

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.
I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.
stething by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011

Steething 

When you’re that angry and you cant get the words out correctly and its a mixture of seething and steaming
That dickheads driving has got me proper steething
Steething by xSToNeDx October 27, 2019
Her mate kissed her boy she was seathing
Seathing by Rickydick12 December 6, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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