Seathing

Another word for raging (annoyed)

Her mate kissed her boy she was seathing

by Rickydick12 December 6, 2019

seathing

Another way of saying a female is "on her period", "on the rag", or "bleeding".

Girlfriend goes from laughing to yelling to crying in less than 5 minutes.
Boyfriend suddenly realizes, "Honey, are you seathing?"

by KVthatsme December 1, 2010

Club house seating

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

Seating disorder

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

Club Seating

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

by clubman1898 February 5, 2008