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Seemed like a good idea at the time

a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.

Chai and Seemeet

Literally "Tea and Semen". Turkish term for a pseudo-intellectual Turkish man who loves Greek culture.
That Chai and Seemeet thinks he's an upper crust superior, but he teabags every statue of Plato or Alexander he cums across, anything for a little teabreak. His sexual outlook is completely spartan.
Elton John makes me seemen
seemen by fartbutt2x July 1, 2004

seeexxyyyy

ugly as fuck
you seeexxyyyy
seeexxyyyy by anonymous0123412 November 15, 2011
In the act of turning a girl on at first glance without trying
Patrick shemexy every woman around him.
shemexy by Patrick is real April 2, 2018

Seemee shirt 

A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field
OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site
Seemee shirt by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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