secret boyfriend

The consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarrassing to friends. Could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. Often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.

We should tell her that we know about her secret boyfriend

secret boyfriend by alabameryellerhammer January 24, 2011

Secret Boyfriend

A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.

I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.

Secret Boyfriend by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019

secret pretend boyfriend 

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.

Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!

secret pretend boyfriend by myth ookami July 9, 2011

Secret Gay Boyfriend 

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

Secret Gay Boyfriend by john in boston August 1, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004