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Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007
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Harry Seaward 

Harry Seaward is a play on the expletive Cunt. It is often referred to as the C word when being recalled by someone who does not want to say the actual expletive much like a child would refer to the expletive shit as the S word.

The term Harry Seaward (pronounced Hairy "C"Word)gained popularity from the well know comedian/actor Adam Carolla(adamcarolla.com) who came up with the name on his radio show while talking about other known names like Ben Dover(Bend Over), Hugh Jazz(Huge Ass), and Phil McRack(Fill My Crack). Adam was talking about how funny it would be to have a store clerk page Harry Seaward over a store intercom for all to hear.

The name took hold and became a true legend when a fan of Adam Carolla's called into the radio show to play a recording he made. The recording was of a very professional sounding female clerk asking Harry Seaward to please call customer service.
My ex-girlfriend had such a Harry Seaward.

Don't be such a Harry Seaward.

Will Harry Seaward please call customer service...
Harry Seaward by Grady Enword May 30, 2010

camp seafarer

the best camp ever! where you get to stand on the tables and sing at meals, and instead of hello everyone says AHOY THERE! where its still cool to dance all night to beach music in a thing called "the cage" with the hottest boys in the south! (seagull boys of course) sailing is a must do and you always smell of the neuse...but its the best place on the crystal coast!
Girl 1: i wonder if there is a heaven on earth
Seafarer Girl: umm..duh! camp seafarer of course

Camp Seafarer

Camp Seafarer is the greatest place on the earth. me and my friends refer to it as our second home. Each year we await that amazing day when the gates open and we drive in and are assigned to our home for the next month. after swim testing, the first thing to do is to check out a beautiful scot with your scot skipper friends and sail all afternoon on the neuse. where fridays mean candy night and movie and saturdays of course mean shaving and shagging with the best looking guys who attend camp seagull in the cage. i miss camp seafarer so much and i love it and every girl there to death!! i love yall!!

C4T represent!
i love camp seafarer more than anything else in the world!
Camp Seafarer by C4T December 28, 2005

camp seafarer

Camp seafarer is the best camp of all thats right uh huh o yeah! Well duh any seagull kid could have told you that.

Basically its where the preppiest kids in america go and it rocks. and OF COURSE camp 4 tribe brings on the camp four generation.

Not only are the people awesome LEMME TELL YOU BOUT THEM HOT SEAGULL CAMPERS/COUNSLERS
haha ya you know it. PREPS ON THE LOOSE when we jump and jive in 2005
Seagull camper: woa look at those hot preps from seafarer
Seafarer camper: woa look at those hot preppy seagull campers
camp seafarer by hot stuff March 4, 2005

Camp Seafarer

A Southern camp in North Carolina where only the coolest girls go.They're sweet girls, yet they're adventurous and crazy- shaving cream fights, hardcore sailing,spirit and screaming,and not to mention their boys camp across the Neuse-(See Camp Sea Gull)where the absolute hottest guys are. THE BEST CAMP OF ALL THATS RIGHT UH HUH OH YEAH!!
Seafarer Girl 1:He was a big tall man he was a DESPERADO

All: YAYYYYYYY!

Seafarer Girl 2: P-A-R-T-Y its party time with SEAGULL GUYS..Paaaaarty..don't let Cille know..PAAAARTY...cause she wont let you go

All: YAYYYYY!

Seafarer Girl 3: RIISE AND SHINE...

*Odd silence*
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