Seatmeat

Your ass .booty

Or assbutt and groin balls and batdepending how low ya nuts and member hang

Woady put a shell in his SEATMEAT, now buddy can't walk for months.

by ʍɸɬʃɬɪʋʋʃ December 3, 2019

seatmate

A word kulp uses to describe two people who are sharing the same seat.

At the Who concert, district and I were seatmates.

by cout August 28, 2014

Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

seatment

where people sit

"what will the seatment be on the bus?"

by girlllllllly12345wholovesjane February 23, 2009

Seat Meat

Having someone come along for a ride in order to use the carpool lane. Only for the purpose of getting to the destination faster, not companionship.

Yeah I had to get to school fast because I was late so I used John as seat meat.

by rockntubakid April 26, 2010

seameat

fresh and sexy meat of the sea. ginger in variety, super positive and always down for karaoke.

dang guys i met this total seameat last night at the bar, he's a great singer and has stylish red hair!

by seameatfan February 6, 2013

seat meat

The flesh that gets trapped in gaps and holes in seats and pokes out. Especially with fat people and garden chairs

Look at that land whale her seat meat looks like you could cut it off and fry chips in it.

by whalesharkz December 5, 2013