by Cantwork August 21, 2006

Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.
Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."
Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".
Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."
Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".
Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."
by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar
by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
