seaguling 

The act waiting until your friend has finished having sex with a girl or girls and getting the scraps.

Nick brought some nice girls back from the bar last night. Clint was seaguling for scraps in his hotel room again.

seaguling by BomberBill December 15, 2016

Seagullin'

When you are in a nightclub and are trying to find a potential treat to feast on so like a seagull you make your way to higher ground, the balcony, and along with your drink in hand begin to scan the dance floor.

Guy #1: Ah mate, did you see William Seagull last night, how did he find such a first class yat at Flux?

Guy #2: Ah mate, it's cos he was Seagullin' again, standard.

Guy #1: Haha standard Seagull.

Seagullin' by ThePersianPrince May 25, 2015

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Sealing 

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

Sealing by Tribert November 13, 2011

Smeagling 

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

Smeagling by toon definitions November 11, 2014

Seagulling 

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

Seagulling by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey April 18, 2006

Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009