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skdjflkj 

A creature from mars who feeds on young children at night, especially if they have not brushed their teeth before going to bed. Has a pink body with a purple tail and green polkadots. usually visits earth on a full moon and is never seen by man because of its enormous speed capabilities.
person 1- last night my child died.

person 2- it must have been a skdjflkj.
skdjflkj by ilovedarla September 2, 2009

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that word you type when you're frustrated or angry.
WHAT? THERES NO MORE BACON LEFT? a;sdkfjadklsfjl!
Sdjkf is the computer equivalent of bleh. It is generally the result of a uncontrolable and unmotivated attempt at trying to type something coherent on a computer keyboard while not really caring what actually comes out.

This term is also occasionally come across in office documents when your 3 year old finds your laptop while you're doing something else.
sdjkf .... Ok my keyboard is working again....
sdjkf by Deon S.A. September 30, 2007

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The act of not having a social life.
"hi, how are yo...."

"nope"

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An expression of excitement or enthusiasm, typically used to express the feeling of amazement or awe, often used in a playful or exaggerated way. It can be used in both positive and negative context.
"I just won the lottery! sdjfhwek!"

"I just got a speeding ticket. sdjfhwek..."
sdjfhwek by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

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when you feel really cold and warm.
i feel SO sdkjflhasldkjfhuhe!!!