Scrumples 

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

Scrumples by Luke October 4, 2004

Scrumples 

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

Scrumples by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

scrumples 

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

scrumples by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010

scrumches 

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

scrumches by De Jesus July 25, 2007

Scruples

Gettin your shit together/gathering your composure

Dammit Shannon, hurry up and get your damn scruples together - we’re gonna be late!

Fuck, Jennifer forgot to come into work again, that bitch needs to get her scruples together already

Scruples by The Countryman’s August 12, 2018