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crumblefuck 

A word first used in 2017 by the popular YouTuber FlipSideMaster that means a complete shit storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. A simple analogy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living hell that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.
FlipSideMaster's headset mic is a crumblefuck! I can't hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!
crumblefuck by FlipSideMaster January 19, 2017
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Grumblefuck 

noun: an expletive for a person whom reluctantly completes a task
transitive verb: an expletive verb demonstrating irritation and reluctance
Don't be such a Grumblefuck, just do it.

I'm just going to have to grumblefuck my way through this.
Grumblefuck by julzipher May 8, 2010

rumblefuck 

syn. "to get ones dick rocked"
The Vols rumblefucked their way to a win over Vandy last Saturday.
rumblefuck by Teabagus Maximus November 21, 2009

Crumbfuck 

n.,v. An act of anal-intercourse with someone who has not wiped their ass properly, thus forming a crusty brown layer over their anus, which crumbles with each thrust.
n. "The old homeless man was a good crumbfuck"

v. "I will crumbfuck my little brother tonight."
Crumbfuck by Benjamin Liu November 26, 2003

Rumblefuck 

n. Any big loud tough wannabe F-450 diesel modified, or bike that feels the need to draw attention by being as loud as possible. Usually disrupting neighborhoods or entire small areas.
Summer is here and there are many a Rumblefuck abound.
Rumblefuck by JoeNJ2 August 18, 2016

crumble fuck fest

A word describing a huge worthless event with a lot of people and a small meaning.
If there's a lot of people at a bookfair for example, you say " damn, what a crumble fuck fest"

Brumblefuck 

(noun)
Sexual intercourse involving one person to dress up like a juicy blackberry whilst dancing to hippy music
Gavin: Hey man me and your mum just had the best brumblefuck
Jaquavis: oh yeah did she do that brumbleboogie
Gavin: Hell yeah