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scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
British

Someone who comes from Liverpool
scouser by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

scousers laptop 

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!
"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."
scousers laptop by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.
Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

scrouder 

Pronoun. Derogatory. Someone who acts like a mentally deficient Australian. Defined in its entirity by the australian actor Russel Crowe.
Ohhh ya scrouder!

Anyone who listens to Russel Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunt has to be a scrouder.

Russel Crowe is a scrouder.
scrouder by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005
The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D
mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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