scrouser

someone who is a bit of a maggot

Mate, you're just a dirty scrouser

by Caroly May 9, 2008

scouser's passport

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

by attackweasel August 4, 2013

scouser

British

Someone who comes from Liverpool

by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007

scrouder

Pronoun. Derogatory. Someone who acts like a mentally deficient Australian. Defined in its entirity by the australian actor Russel Crowe.

Ohhh ya scrouder!

Anyone who listens to Russel Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunt has to be a scrouder.

Russel Crowe is a scrouder.

by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

Scouser

The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D

mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks

by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010