scrotchety 

To be scrotchety is to be the dirtiest, nastiest, sluttiest whore. Ever.

That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

scrotchety by Skylar Osterman December 24, 2008

scrotchety 

To be scrotchety is to be a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore or slut. Basically to be a disgusting human being who is generally female.

Courtney Love is the perfect epitomy of scrotchetiness.
Courtney Love is a scrotchety bitch.
That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

scrotchety by Skylar Osterman April 12, 2007

crotchety 

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

snotchety 

A term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young snobbishness (sometimes called "snotty") that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.

Person 1: Hey did you see the episode of "Sweet Sixteen" when the girl flips out when 50 Cent did not show up at her party and she did NOT get a BMW?
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.

Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic

snotchety by The West Wing of the MYHAT office December 31, 2007

crotchety 

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

crotchety by crazyaly July 1, 2005

Scrotcher 

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

Scrotcher by Ed and steve August 19, 2008

Crotchety 

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

Crotchety by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013