scrotchety
scrotchety by Skylar Osterman December 24, 2008
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scrotchety
To be scrotchety is to be a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore or slut. Basically to be a disgusting human being who is generally female.
Courtney Love is the perfect epitomy of scrotchetiness.
Courtney Love is a scrotchety bitch.
That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.
Courtney Love is a scrotchety bitch.
That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.
scrotchety by Skylar Osterman April 12, 2007
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crotchety
An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
snotchety
A term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young snobbishness (sometimes called "snotty") that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.
Person 1: Hey did you see the episode of "Sweet Sixteen" when the girl flips out when 50 Cent did not show up at her party and she did NOT get a BMW?
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.
Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.
Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic
snotchety by The West Wing of the MYHAT office December 31, 2007
Crotchety
Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.
(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.
(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.
(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!
When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.
"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.
"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
Crotchety by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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