Scrotcher 

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

Scrotcher by Ed and steve August 19, 2008

scrotcher 

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.

He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.

scrotcher by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

scrother 

A bro, not just any bro, the realist fucking bro there is. Literally just supplement it for anytime you would say brother, or bro, but only when you truly mean it.

See that dude over there? He’s had my back since day 1, my scrother since the beginning.

Thank you scrother.

Ahaha what’s good scroski, you tryna hang later?

scrother by Barry Madikiner December 29, 2020

Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.

Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

Fail Scratcher by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

Angel scratches by A. Spears April 22, 2015